Digital Wanderer

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Crete — 13, Chania

Before long, we made it to Chania. We left the car on the edge of the street, with my persistent companions trying to make absolutely sure about 5 times that it was free here. We didn't find a "paid parking" sign, but they were nervous anyway. I had to stop some Cretan girls and ask. They didn't know, of course, but instead they went into a shop and tortured the clerk. The clerk answered "free," but my stubborn travelers wouldn't give up. In principle, you can understand them — considering the great chill attitude of the Cretans, pulling an answer out of thin air is a piece of cake for them. Nevertheless, we left the car anyway, bought some mineral water, grabbed the lunchbox from the trunk, and went to the park we had driven past, which was listed in the guidebook as a local landmark. The park is actually pretty fun — looks a little bit like the tropics, there are animals in cages and birds in the trees. And, of course, full of those ubiquitous chirping turtles.

A massive tree with a thick trunk, sprawling branches, and hanging aerial roots takes up the center of the composition. Its powerful roots protrude from the sandy ground, and in the background green trees, buildings, and a park bench are visible in a sunny square.

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Crete — 12, Troubles

The beautiful town of Chania is located to north-east, oops, sorry, north-west, oops, sorry, I meant to say the stunning city of Chania is located and all that. If anyone didn't get it, that was a recursive oops, sorry. If anyone still didn't get it, it's not my fault, because I've been watching too much House M.D., my brain is tying itself in knots.

Anyway, I promised to tell you what unpleasantness happened to us after Rethymno. As we know, reading about the unpleasant, the weird, and the downright perverted is always way more interesting, even if many people won't admit it. Because who cares about something normal and prosperous? That's boring! (House is creeping in again, yikes).

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Crete — 10, Rethymnon Fortezza aka the fortress of the city of Rethymno

After a few days of lying belly-up on the beach, we finally rented a ride for two days. First thing, we dashed off to the city of Rethymno (you can add an "N" at the end if you feel like it). The car was some sort of microscopic KIA, but at least it wasn't very old. Upon arriving in Rethymno, we immediately spotted some intriguing ruins and stomped upstairs along the ancient steps to check them out. The ruins were called Fortezza, meaning "fortress" in our speak, and getting inside cost about 4 euros, but the kind ticket-lady informed us that, as a family, the four of us could go in for a mere 10. That's a Cretan family for you. Don't forget to drop a +1 into the piggy bank of chillaxing (I’ve already lost count, it’s at 6 or 7 units). The more attentive regular readers will remember that in my story about traveling around the USA, I similarly kept count of the slogans and mottos beloved by Americans. This is no accident: if I were a real writer, I wouldn't point this out so directly. Unfortunately, on a blog, there's no hope that someone will get so invested in a post that they'll go looking for postmodernist references and parallels to previous entries. Basically, it’s probably not worth it anyway, because I have very few of those to begin with. In any case, Cretans, unlike Americans, don't harbor any particular love for mottos, but they do experience a permanent state of relaxation.

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2008-10-06 Crete — 11, The Old Town of Rethymno

We circled around the city for a long time looking for parking closer to the port. Space on Crete is scarce for obvious reasons, so we barely managed it. When we parked, I asked a dude at a cafe table where to buy tickets, and he clearly explained where to go. Very many Cretans speak English, at least on a conversational level, and in the service sector it's pretty much everyone.

Not far from Crete lies the Greek island of Santorini, and tourists flock there en masse, even though the price of visiting it is nothing to smile about. We dashed to the port just to buy a ferry ticket to the island. But we were informed that this was pointless, because to see anything on the island you need a vehicle in the form of a motorboat, and in general "just tickets" to Santorini aren't sold, only excursions for 140 euros a pop. To be fair, that's really quite a lot.  Generally, excursions on Crete are sold to many places, the selection is very similar, and prices are usually around 30, 40, 70 euros. Plus they pick you up from your hotel and sometimes drive you to the other end of the island. Basically, it makes sense and isn't too expensive, unlike Santorini — but it's far, plus it's a whole day of fun, and it all starts at 7 AM.

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